We Will Reach Out to You If We Want You to Write for Us

Dear blogger,

We’re sorry to say that idiotic, moronic content farms have ruined it for everyone…

Due to an unimaginable number of “requests to guest post” from bullshit content farms, we are no longer fielding any requests for guest posts. 

That sucks because we’ve had a few great guest posts.

And we’d love more.

But flakes and jackasses and cotton-headed ninny-muggins have sent us so much crap, we’re just too annoyed now.

We invite you to connect with us in other ways – like on Twitter and with general chats via email – and, if we develop a relationship, we’ll ask you to write for us.

Thanks for your interest.