THIS is what the pilgrims had in mind when they invented Black Friday in 1493

Our very best offer in the whole wide world is coming your way this Black Friday. The best. None of that 15%-off business. None of that crap-you-don't-want business. We want to make your Black Friday amazing. And that's exactly what we're gonna do. So don't miss out!

You're wrong about the pilgrims and 1493 but I'm down for everything else, Team Copyhackers! NOTIFY ME!!
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